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AGAIN sorry this is late. I was looking for another online place to get Sleepyfans scanlations, only to finally realize that... I could just DL the chapters from SleepyFans themselves. I R DUM.



We start off with a gorgeous color page-spread depicting all the Straw Hats chillin' like villains, Usopp having doodled Strawhat symbols on various parts of their bodies. I especially like Choppers skull, creative drawing there! However it seems like Brook's left out of the graffiti party, which is nothing but a darn old shame says I! If master Usopp managed to get close enough to draw on ladies Nami and Robin's legs, the least I can get is a small doodle somewhere...

We then cut to the Law-pirates who are bitching about how Law has no plans on getting into the New World just yet, but prefers to wait and see how things turn out. Law quickly asserts his pimp-status as he sets his crew in line and tell them to wait while he steals "the seat that's meant for me", prompting his crew to all chime in with...

Let's face it, we would do this too

At least in the Mangastream scanlation, Sleepyfans doesn't have the heart. Wow. Law really is a Rayleigh in training, no wonder he got so moody when the old man showed up- it was just a reminder at how far he's still got to go until uber-pimpdom is his.

On a winter island on the new world Drake is seen talking to WHAT THE EFF-

18, huh...

-IS THAT? That looks like some kind of Battle Franky mishap that got up and WALKED. Number 18 here basically says that this territory's Kaido's turf and that he won't stay still if Drake causes trouble on it. Which seems to be exactly what Drake wants as he transforms and readies himself for battle. Intriguing...

On another Island Apoo and crew are running from a pack of wild boars when they suddenly find themselves...

WENDY I'M FLYING

... Yeah. Not a lot else to say there. What I do have something to say about however comes NEXT page, where we're served a whopper of a pagespread showing everyones favorite burlap-bag of male genitalia, Blackbeard! Blackbeard is apparently having problems since he's currently camping on an island that's MADE OF FIRE, causing his giant buddy Wolf to complain endlessly about how hot it is and how he's tired of swimming. Blackbeard tells him to shove it since because of him that oversized lograft of theirs is breaking down, and as such they've contacted the World Government regarding a trade? Man if I were Blackbeard I sure as shit wouldn't expect the World Government, who I had thoroughly punked and trolled in every which way to want ANYTHING to do with me anymore! We're all introduced to the Blackbeard crew members by name, as Jesus Burgess remarks that they're too attached to the raft to switch it out now and Shiryuu-

OH JAPAN

Oh, I'm sorry, SHILIEW which I am sure is a word and not just a wacky romanization points out how stupid it is to cross to the New World in a freaking log raft. Avalo makes a motion for leadership but Lafitte goes "lol no" and tells him they're loyal to Blackbeard here. Doc Q is fatalistic, Vasco Shot complains about lack of booze and Catrina complains about lack of clothes. WOMEN AMIRITE? And speaking of women, Auger goes to check on the marines because the exchange in question? Yeah, it's the one remaining unmentioned supernova, Jewelrey Bonney.

Well. I'm just gonna set aside the fact that the sole female Supernova is out of the game now to briefly wonder "Why is Blackbeard doing things in such a roundabout way? Just steal their ship and take off already!" Anyway, they're apparently under paralysis (my guess is on Lafittes hypnosis-powers) as Blackbeard tells Bonney she doesn't have what it takes to make it in the New World, unless of course she'd like to sail with him as his woman. Bonney gives in reply something we've all been wanting to see for quite some time now.

And we would CERTAINLY do this

BOOSH, BLACKBEARD. As his crewmates only laugh at their captains poor attempts at mack-daddying, Blackbeard just tells Bonney he wouldn't have wanted someone so vulgar anyway and we're all forced to run because a sudden mudslide just brought down a HAILSTORM of rocks on top of this here glasshouse and there are shards flying EVERYWHERE. Auger interrupts his merry band of retards with a sobering reminder.

Auger- master of the understatement

I just love how Auger delivers that line. The Blackbeard pirates beat feet because Blackbeard isn't ready to deal with Akainu yet, implying that at some point he WILL be able to touch Akainu without having the lava harm him which is... terrifying, and they all leave amidst merry laughing. Akainu is, of course, not laughing. Laughter is something that cannot be lavapunched, and as such it has no room in his world. What he does have room for is to stand and gloat over Jewelry Bonney, as he states he was alarmed when he heard she ran away but that that's all over now, and Bonney screams that she'll never forgive them... huh. If you ask me, Bonneys story looks like it's FAR from over. She seems to have quite the past behind her if she can alarm Akainu...

And speaking of ominous foreboding- we then cut to DoFlamingo having a meeting with a MYSTERIOUS MAN in Bowler Hat and Furtrimmed Coat, where DoFlamingo reveals that Moria is alive! The old shallot apparently merged with the ground and escaped, but he was more dead than alive when he did so, which is apparently good enough to consider the job done for DoFlamingo. Mr Bowler tries to chew DoFlamingo out for not fulfilling the job, prompting the good birdie to get up in Mr Bowlers face and remind him that no matter how much power he has in the World Government, he can't do jack shit to DoFlamingo who does whatever he wants, whenever he wants it and if he doesn't like it, he can shove their deal where the sun doesn't shine.

Then on the island of Torino, where Chopper has returned and... oh, Chopper.

Chopperking was not a success

Suffice to say the villagers don't buy it for a second and Chopper drops the act almost immediately. Chopper has returned to the island to study some rare medicinal herbs he haven't seen before, while the villagers invite him to their curiously well-stocked library detailing all kinds of knowledge. Chopper then takes a moment to indulge in some casual racism-

My, these darkies have a sort of wild intelligence to them!

-as he has a flashback to how much he misses Luffy and how he resolves that one day, he WILL make it back and be of great use, even if he'll have to turn into a monster to do so...

And back in the land of Kamabakka, we have Sanji! Being mature!

So mature master Sanji.

Oh Sanji. We then see how he notices that the food they make is really good, and then...

This can lead to no good
ACCEPT YOUR UKEDOM

Ha HA! Damn right you're not gonna get to learn seme cooking BITCH! Accept your role and prepare to receive for the rest of your existence! Oooh but anyway, Ivankov reveals that they can't just teach this art to some outsider who won't live like they do, prompting Sanji to take a moment to indulge in some casual sexism-

I said ACCEPT YOUR UKEDOM

-making Ivankov go "Well okay then" as he tells Sanji that if he can steal the ninety nine recipes from Okama Kenpo users while every single Okama on the island is trying to put him in a dress, he can have their secrets! He has a flashback to how badly he wants to... support Luffy (and you wonder why you can't learn seme-cooking master Sanji) and resolves to get this show on the road!

Well, this looks like it all leads into the oncoming time-skip fairly well- all the crewmembers are doing SOME kind of crazy training/preparation in the places they were sent to which was probably all part of Kumas plan. And then when we've had them all train properly we're gonna get a big reunion (hopefully by chapter 600?) and we're gonna kick off the New Year of One Piece and all will be awesome. Only thing I wonder about is how Brook is going to improve from being paraded around on a circus, but I'm sure there's some plan or another here in play. So, until next week- oh right no One Piece this coming week. Well. Guess it's until NEXT next week then!

Date: 2010-08-09 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kick-up-a-notch.livejournal.com
I much prefer "Attack Cuisine" to "Seme Cooking" I must say. This was the best possible result for Sanji, not only will he become SUPER MANLY (maybe) but he's also transplanted himself into a kung fu flick. That said, Sanji has always been about keeping everyone well fed and with good nutrition, keeping each other on the top of their game so something about the whole exchange seems a little off. Also he has to be super clear with these okama obviously, because they're really persistent, and he's already worn a dress once and is insecure about that, I think. He's a blind romantic, wanting to woo all of the ladies. All of them. Well, at least the ones who are pretty. I still haven't been able to bite the bullet and icon one of Sanji's ugly pervert faces.

Chopper Mask makes me wonder when Chopper figured out Sogeking, too, or if he just came up with the idea on his own.

Date: 2010-08-09 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kick-up-a-notch.livejournal.com
I think I'd settle for 'cuiseme' though. Just for the pun.

Date: 2010-08-09 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com
... That pun is gloriously golden and I adore it. The funny thing is that Seme cooking IS pretty much the same thing as Attack cooking since seme is supposed to mean attacker and all that, it just sounds so much more dirtier to call it seme cooking due to the connotations it's got. And yes, Sanji finding himself in a cracky Bruce Lee movie is gold too.

As for the icons... do it. DO IT I SAY. You can shoop horrible Okama-icons for Brook and Usopp too and we will totally make a post where we are terrible okamas at people.

Date: 2010-08-09 11:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fleshpetaler
...I wanna join this okama party.

Date: 2010-08-10 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com
Lady Robin, I'm pretty sure there is ungodly amounts of lipstick and frilly dresses for EVERYONE.

Date: 2010-08-10 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-liarpants.livejournal.com
...WHAT HAVE I JUST BEEN VOLUNTEERED FOR oh god, Usopp would make a really terrible okama, let's do it.

Date: 2010-08-10 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moveurdeadfros.livejournal.com
Grand and glorious things, master Usopp. You have been volunteered for grand and glorious things.

Date: 2010-08-10 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capt-liarpants.livejournal.com
That said, Sanji has always been about keeping everyone well fed and with good nutrition, keeping each other on the top of their game so something about the whole exchange seems a little off.

I agree. I find it really hard to believe that Sanji has just realized he can support the others through meals. I wondering if the translation isn't spot-on? Alas.

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